LOST IN LAGOS!

Have you ever boarded the wrong bus? Just say the truth and let the devil be ashamed.

I'm sure most people in Lagos have had such a terrible experience. Imagine going to a place at Berger, I mean Ojodu-Berger and you find yourself at Berger suya on Oshodi-Apapa expressway.

Before God and man, it's not a funny experience, Lagosian can relate wella. Or you find yourself in mile 2 when you are supposed to be in Mile 12!

Let me just tell you the truth, Lagos is not for everyone, if you are not strong and brave-hearted please just stay in your village or live in another state. I repeat, STAY AWAY FROM LAGOS!

I know why I said so, it's for your own good.

I pitied the girl that had this experience and the last cash on her was 100 naira. (Please it was not me, I'm just narrating this on her behalf. Stop looking at me like that!)

If you are going to a place for the first time please I beg you in God's name, ensure that you have enough money on you so that you don't disgrace your ancestors.

Thank God for the availability of ATM these days sha.

If you don't have enough money on you please make sure you have ATM card and there's small money in ya account else you will become oji-uku-eje-aba, in other words, your name will be 'Wakama'!

Don't say I didn't warn you sha!

So that's how this lost sister now found herself in the eastern part of Lagos when she was actually supposed to be in the western part. Ah! Isnor funny please don't laugh.

I really felt her pain only for her to alight from the stupid bus and the door yanked her wig off her head! Chai! I must say that her village people are very strong. I think she should go and beg them.

What do you think?




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Onyinye Udeh