MENTHOLATED CHEST!

In all honesty, I'm grateful to God for keeping and preserving them all these years. I wonder what life would have been without them and sincerely I don't even want to imagine. But there's something else that has been bothering me about them.

I've pondered about it several times but I can't seem to understand so I thought I should ask y'all, my family and friends and yard people. Pls don't be angry o but what is the benefit of using "aboniki"?

As in what does it do for the body? I know it's an ointment for aches and pain and all that but what I
can't understand is my parents apply on their body like cream or lotion upon how strong and hot its menthol is.


Does it make them younger? (so that me I can start applying it too cos I wan to look like under 13 since I'm already looking like under 18🙈)

If not, why will my beloved mother apply it on her body and even apply some on the chair so that whosoever neareth the chair shall not perish but have everlasting menthol effect?

I have been a victim on several occasions and most times I am ignorant of the devices of my mum and may not know what has befallen me until my body starts vibrating from sudden heat and menthol.

What have I done to deserve this?

Haven't I been a good child?😔

There's no time I visit these wonderful parents of mine that I don't get a surprise attack from mum's aboniki that is hiding somewhere.

It's like she just ambushed me with this thing. The last experience was not funny cos I don't know how my bra found itself in the aboniki's environment and the rest is history.

Washing doesn't even help so I had to wear the bra like that now my breast in vibrating with menthol as I'm going back home.

God safe me cos my chest is in sifia pains now.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Urgent help needed!



Onyinye Udeh

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  1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Very Hilarious indeed . Maybe you are not a good shild😝😝😝😝

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