10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME!

Hello people,

I hope y'all are staying safe and observing social distance as instructed. 

It's still my birthday and another unveiling episode for me. I know you have been following me keenly and the reward I have for you this time is private info that you will never get elsewhere.

Not even my siblings can tell you this.




Here are 10 interesting things you didn't know about me.

1. I unapologetically love sex.
Please don't look at me like that, it's God's gift and reward for married folks so allow me to enjoy what the Lord has blessed me with. It's not my fault biko. In case you don't know sex is not only good for the body but for the mind too. It is healthy exercise indeed. Ask your Doctor!


2. I am a big time junkie.
If you want to get me, pizza, shawarma, ice cream, oh men! You've gotten me.
As a matter of fact, I still chew ice block from the fridge. Hey God! have mercy on me. Okay I'll stop it after my 36th birthday.




3. I am almost always attracted to good looking members of the opposite sex. See lemme nor lie, I admire fine guys wella. Izit a bad thing? Not at all. I am only appreciating the works of the Lord, Shikena!

4. I lost my virginity to my husband.
Okay maybe you must have guess this one sha but that's just the way it is and I am happy for that. Yes I am still a big time advocate for chasity before marriage. Call me archaic, I don't care. That's your own wrap of fufu!

5. My husband is not the only man I love.
I am not ashamed of this, although he is the only one I always desire to have sex with, lolz. Of course I love my Dad and brothers. What were you thinking? Please cleanse your thoughts.




6. I am a full time nudist.
Staying naked gives me joy and satisfaction. I just don't know how to explain it but that feeling when every part of you is exposed to nature, no bra, no pant, no cloth, just you and nature, kai! It's better experienced than described. Though I only practice it when the kids are on holiday away from home and during my self isolation moment locked in my room. Just give it a try.




7. I don’t want to have more kids for now.
I am content with the 2 I have, though I may later adopt more kids sha, when I hammer and start making plenty money!




8. I love my breast.
They are the most attractive, alluring, enticing and sensitive part of my body. You don't have to see to believe, just ask my hubby, he'll confirm what I just said. Lolzzz.

9. I have conversations with myself a lot.
Fear not, I am very normal. There is nothing wrong with that. I'm sure you do too so relax, you're not alone.

10. Lastly, all of you thinking that ayav hammer, you're very wrong ooo. We are all in this struggle together and we'll keep pushing till we get there.
I am still your go-to for content development, brand promotion, transcribing, voice over, event planning, compere, all types of writing, documentation, data collation and of course business consultation.
I'm just a message/call away.

Let me stop here for now. Waiting to read your comments.

Hey it's still my birthday y'all.

Don't fail to drop a birthday prayer/wish for me.

Stay safe and happy. Corona got nothing on us!

The Tory Teller loves you!

#thistooshallpass#
#weshallovercome#


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Comments

  1. Wawu! Interesting facts. Happy birthday, Tory teller.
    Live long and prosper.

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    1. Thanks darling. I hope you enjoyed reading.

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  2. Fact no. 1 is my favorite ��

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  3. Fact no. 1 is my favorite ��

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  4. We have so many things in common

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  5. We love the imperfect you. You're just amazing and special.
    I'll add those points to my facts about you.
    Big ups dear��

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    1. Lolz. Hahahaha. Dear Happy, you know I love you right back. Thanks dear.

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  6. You know I love you you special..

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    1. Awww. Thanks Darling. You know you are one the guys I love.

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  7. Amazing and very classical.
    Your mind is so creative and so dynamic.
    Thanks for making me laugh.
    Happy Birthday Dear

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    1. Thank you dear.
      I'm glad you enjoyed reading.

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  8. What a Birthday Summary. Happy Birthday Torry Teller, Lots of love my Torry partner. Happy Birthday once again dearie.

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