ENYINNAYA: Father's Friend!

Holla! My Awesome Tory Lovers!

I bring you good tidings as always. We have 4 days to the end of November and guess what? I am excited about that.

Before we wrap up this month, I have another celebration to share with y'all. I am sure that by now you know I love celebrations just like I love Bread and Akara, Party Jellof and Chicken, Shawarma and Ice-cream. You can't blame me now, life has too much wahala that if we do not celebrate once in a while, we may suddenly grow old without making the best of life.

November has been a good month I can't deny that. Here comes the last birthday celebrant in my family for this month, none other than, Tochukwu Nkechukwu Chukwuma. I know her name is outstanding, calm down, that's because she is uncommon. Have you heard of anyone carrying 3 "Chukwus" in their name?

I know you haven't, this one is different. Please don't ask me how come she's not bearing the same surname with me. I will drop her contact in the comment section so that you can ask her by yourself. She's beautiful right? I know, it's in our blood. That's how all of us are, don't be jealous.
Hey, don't be carried away by her beauty o. Hmm. This one is a full time Tomboy that God delivered and restored her womanhood.

Okay, let me just give you full details. This my wonderful sister was born after my 2 brothers so automatically she believed she was a boy. She joined my brothers in all their escapades, climbing, jumping, wrestling, restlessness to mention but a few. She even went as far as adding her own, pinching, biting and spitting. Strange? Well, that's T.O (one of her nicknames) for you.

You dare not scold or challenge her, she will spit on you no matter who you are or how far away you are, she was skilled in hitting her target whenever she wanted to spit on anyone. Never for once did she miss. That's how talented she is.

She was a full time rascal without shame that she became a prayer point for my parents. My Dado eventually came up with an idea to help regain the cute daughter he wanted. So he renamed her "ENYINNAYA" meaning Father's Friend.

His expectation was that this name will help her feel endeared and cause her to change her ways. Did it work? Ehmm, I don't really know but it helped by the grace of God. She gradually started sliding back to her natural state of femininity. Praise the Lord Somebody!
There has, over the years, been a special bond between 2 of them. Those of you who read about My Dad and I and believed we are close, hmm, this one is my father's best friend o. She is the one holding his mumu button. Lolz. We usually send her to help us appease my dad whenever we need something from him. He listens to her wella! That's how Besties do.Lolz.

Do you know my dad, can't sleep at night if she has not returned from work? He will drive to the bus stop, even if it is in the middle of the night, to wait for her just to ensure she gets home safe. He will go as far as preparing dinner for her whenever she gets home late. Wahala for who no get caring father!

Tochi and Dado

The transformation to femininity came though not before every member of my family had a taste of her Royal Mischievousness! Even her younger sister can attest to this. The evidence is stated below. 

How she managed to convince that one to help her take her drugs is what I will never understand until I see the Lord face to face in all his Glory and Grace when I get to Heaven. I cannot can, mbok.

I don't want to release some other amazing stories of her mischief, just ask anyone you know that finished from FGGC Ijanikin Lagos or University of Nigeria Nsukka at the same time she did. Let me leave that one for another day.

Now, let me also point out that, my darling sister is a combination of Beauty and Brains. Yep! She has over the years represented her organisation in Scrabble Competition for the Bankers Games that holds annually. And she always returns home with gifts, medals and of course, awards.

I don't need to tell y'all that I am proud of her and the woman she has grown to be. Unquestionably, she is an excellent wife material because on several occasions I leave her with my kids and she takes care of them like own. When I even return for them, they always insist that they want to stay back with her.

If you are wondering if she is available, I am sorry to burst your bubble because she is taken. As a matter of fact, this is her last birthday as a Single Lady! Sorry, don't be annoyeded! Lolz

On this very special occasion, I say a Big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Darling Sister, Tochi aka Tocho. Thank you for being an Awe-mazing sister, friend, aunt and daughter. I couldn't have had a better sister. You make going through life easy. See how brightly you shine, you have effortlessly taken your place among the Stars and I am proud that you are a part of my life. 

I just want you to know that you are deeply loved, greatly appreciated and forever blessed. Remain at the top My Darling, your best is yet to come! Cheers to greater years ahead! Love you plenty!

Dear Readers, please do well, to drop a kind word for her in the comment section. Thank you!

P. S Chukwu means God.
So Yes, I have written a little about my siblings, you can read up about them according to their positions: FirstSecondMeeeeFourthFifth and Last Born.

To read up about my kids, here is Presh and Sammy

Don't hesitate to make the best of the remaining days of November! See you on the other side!

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© Onyinye Udeh


  1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 T for ....

    Tocx was something else while growing up. We thank God for everything. Happy birthday Tocx, you are indeed blessed without measure 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    1. Yaaaay!
      First Comment!
      Oya drop ya akant details!
      Thank you for stopping by!

    2. This is definitely Adanne 😂😂😂

  2. Let's not talk about her messiboku skills dear. I will honourably off my Mic

    1. Hei God!!!
      Honourable minister, please off ya mic!
      Unless you want to destroy this internet space. Lolzzz

    2. Better shift, who called you here? 🙄

    3. Lolz.
      But she have off the mic na.
      Please be calming down.

  3. With all these plenty November celebrants shey we should be ready for some jollof rice and dried fried meat, ok bye.
    Happy birthday to T I

    Meanwhile ToryTeller give me Dado's number na 😂😂😂

    1. Hahaha.
      Seme of life.
      You can start drinking purge now because the party jellof and meat go plenty.
      I will mail you Dado's number just relax.

  4. Tory Teller will not kill me ooo🤣🤣🤣... How will you open my pant in public 😩😩... Thanks a lot Sis, God bless you 🤗❤️

    1. Lolz.
      What are sisters for if not inconveniences? Hahaha.

  5. I love how you celebrate your family 🙌


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