MY HUBBY IS WEIRD!
Hey people!
Here's something to spice up your weekend!
So my Anambra man and I are strolling out to get something at the end of my street then he remembers that he didn’t take his ATM card and rushes back home to pick it. I stopped in front of one of the buildings on my street to wait for him when two men walk past me and I noticed one of them had his eyes on me as they walked.
For someone like me that
doesn’t know how to hold her peace, I decided to confront him. The moment he
turned back to take one last glance my eyes met his then I queried him, “Why are
you staring at me? Do you know me from somewhere?”
Uncle immediately smiled and
said, “I'm sorry I was staring. You’re very beautiful.”
I blushed and replied, “Oh!
Thank you.”
Maybe my response was
encouraging to him and he walked back towards me and we got talking.
Uncle: My name is T.J. So
what’s yours?
Me: Bekee (That’s a nickname
attached to most people that bear my name. Ask your Igbo friend)
Uncle: Nice name. Do you stay
around here?
Me: Yes, I do.
Uncle: Oh wow! I haven’t seen you
around. You live on this street?
Me: Yes.
Uncle: I come around here very
often. What’s your house number?
Me: Hmm. Why do you need it?
Uncle: Well, I could just stop
by to say hi.
Me: Really?
Uncle: Yeah. Or if you don’t
mind, may I have your phone number? (Bringing out his phone from his pocket)
Me: (looking to see if my
Anambra man is already heading my way) Ehm. No, I don’t mind but why do
you want my number?
Uncle: At least I could just
call once in a while to check on you as friends.
Me: Okay, I understand.
(Noticing that my Oga at the top is now in sight) I can give you my number but
that’s my husband coming towards us and I don’t think he will like that.
Uncle: Oh! No, I’m sure he
won’t like it. Thank you for your time. (Puts his phone back in his pocket and walks
away briskly.)
So I am there smiling
sheepishly when my Anambra man walks up to me and asks if everything is alright to
be sure that nobody is harassing his baby girl. After telling this man what
transpired between me and Uncle T.J, he starts laughing and says, “I am not
surprised na. You be confirmed babe so heads must always turn and there is
nothing wrong with that. The guy dey try shoot him shot.”
I used both hands to clean my
ears to be sure that I heard well and I ask, “You say?” That’s how this man
changed the discussion o. Saying that I should have given Uncle T.J my number
let’s see how the friendship would go.
My people which kain man I marry so?
Anyway, tomorrow I will go and wait for Uncle T.J on the street since
he said he comes around very often, let me give him my number as instructed by
my Anambra man.
Please I want to sell this man,
who is interested?
Does your partner encourage you
to do such? What’s the weirdest thing your partner has asked you to do or you
have done for your partner? Share yours in the comment section.
Anyway, that’s my weekend gist
for today.
Don’t forget, I love you and I
am rooting for you!
#staysafe
#staypositive
#stayfocused
#spreadlove
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Onyinye Udeh
You two are friends he knows nothing will happen
ReplyDeleteLolz.
DeleteOh dear.
Thank you for stopping by dear Benjamin.
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Waiting for part2
ReplyDeleteLolz.
DeleteYours should be in part 2 na.
Me, I have collected a girl's number for my boyfriend before. The babe had a nice shape, even me sef trip ðŸ¤
ReplyDeleteJesus is Lord!!!
DeleteGelax you're the worst case ever!
In fact we're only 5 sane people left in this world!
Lolz!
Can't wait for the part 2!
ReplyDeleteLolz.
DeleteStay tuned!
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ReplyDeleteYour hubby na 21st century husband.
Una for use Uncle T.J catch cruise.
My Sugar Lala is a jealous lover oh. He'll call Uncle T.J back and give him a piece of his mind ��
21st century hubby indeed.
DeleteNa so we dey catch cruise back in Uni days. Lolz.
I no blame Sugar Lala biko, he has to protect his territory.
Lol, Anambra man na cruise master.
ReplyDeleteAswear!
DeleteE no get rival for catching cruise.
Lolz.
Lol... I had once spoken to a girl on behalf of my friend who is now my husband. So you see, your own na moimoi.
ReplyDeleteWow!
DeleteNow I've found Bolaji Gelax's twin.
Truly my own na moimoi.
But I need the full gist na. How did he become your hubby?
Thanks for stopping by dear Soluchin.
Hahahah... e be like say you like aproko! To get the the full gist, send me a bottle a Zobo first😎
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DeleteBiko what location should I send the zobo?
That gist dey hungry me like shawarma!
Hahahahah... sending my address right away!
DeleteWaiting😉
DeleteLol... I had once spoken to a girl on behalf of my friend who is now my husband. So you see, your own na moimoi.
ReplyDeleteLol... I had once spoken to a girl on behalf of my friend who is now my husband. So you see, your own na moimoi.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I can't stop myself from laughing and again feeling the mood your husband used to reply some of your questions🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteBut anyways let me enjoy the read more and more....😂😂
Lolz.
DeleteI'm glad you enjoyed reading.
Thanks for stopping by dear Casa.
Hahaha such men exist. Just wow. Thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed reading.
DeleteThank you for stopping by.
Oh wow!
ReplyDeleteSee premium cruise!
When I marry, I will come and comment.
For now, lemme be learning
Lolz.
DeleteI am still waiting for your comment!😂